This creature was in the middle of my kitchen floor. Lifeless, but posed upright.
Climate change update: I have sunburn. I do not work outside.
Creature update: via Facebook, I learned I found a dead mosquito eater (crane fly). The FB comment was ‘WHOA! A mosquito eater in SF?!?!’ I learned this insect is “most diverse in the tropics, and are also common in northern latitudes and high elevations.”